User blog comment:FloaterJ/Nitpicker's Nook/@comment-26131697-20150222162453/@comment-26131697-20150223064338

Those replies cracked me up. Grounded in his room. lol. I completely forgot about the visit to the President. The missing name badge is not too far fetched though, I think it fits well into the mountain scenario.

"Who are you? You haven't got a name badge."

"My mum and dad forgot to name me."

"Doh! Oh yeah, I forgot. Hey, want a suck on this lollipop?"

"It's a pistol with chocolate on the barrel"

"It's got a dispenser trigger on it, you just suck on it then pull this dispenser trigger."

"Ok, go for it."

Thunk. Sound of body hitting floor.