User blog comment:FloaterJ/Nitpicker's Nook/@comment-26131697-20150222154149

I am starting a vote for the thickest Mountain Person in the show. There are loads of them out there, they all seem to do the most stupid thing in every given situation, which is a lazy writers way of making their opponents seem smarter. Now if I am up against a serious enemy and come up with a blindingly brilliant plan to overcome them, then Kudos to me! However if my enemy consist of people who would trip over their own shoelaces and stick their fingers in the plug socket to see if it's turned on, then my ability to overcome them becomes comical.

My contention is that the writers intentionally make mugs of the Mountain Men in order to present a victory to the delinquents at every turn.

My top vote so far goes to Emerson.

Emerson: Leaves the Mountain to go sniping and only takes a knife. When the enemy attack he leaves a rifle and uses the knife to fight someone with a sword. Puts his back to arrow wielding savages. When he gets a cut in his paper suit (sorry, meant to say CBRN kit but it cuts like paper) he shouts "Wait, wait" as if the enemy is going to say, "Oh sorry, go on patch it up then we can get stuck in again." Keeps repeating his name then starts to pap his pants when Kane suggests the door is opened. Doh! You just gave away your achilles heel as if we didn't know it from your squirming around like a little girl and saying "help me its all stingy and burny" big baby!. Leads soldiers into a room of kids who have shown a propensity for kicking the bejeezus out of anyone with sticks, but doesn't take the slightest precaution, then stands there like a plonker when he realises the kids have dunked his gas bombs in water buckets. Runs back to the Mountain when his air supply is low (running uses more air anyway you turnip!).

So Emerson takes first place as biggest twit in the mountain.

Anyone else got anyone they want to put forward, there's a mountain full of them!