User blog comment:FloaterJ/Nitpicker's Nook/@comment-26131697-20150222162453/@comment-25869525-20150223015142

Introducing the Magical, Marvellous, Bellamy who can pass as a guard amongst a small number of people who have lived together for their entire lives in a small commune.

Mountain office worker (suggested by his snazzy suit and tie) "Is that a love bite on your neck young man I've never seen before in this small place where we all bump into each other practically every day of our lives?"

Bellamy says "You don't recoginze me? Well, I guess it makes sense. You see my dad is really strict. I mouthed off to him when I was 4 and I've been grounded, not allowed to leave my room, since, up until just today."