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lmao .... you know what? i give up. im done. im pulling out all the stops.

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this was a very unsatisfying finale on every single count. lmao its """open-ended""" more like "we did so much editing there wasnt an ending left to open-end 8)" clarke? nope. jasper? nope. ai plot? nope. lexa? nope. the rest of the skaikru? lmao i mean are they even relevant anymore? i was going to write some super long thing detailing every shitty thing that happened in this finale but it literally does not even deserve an eighth of the effort that would require (and look at this monstrosity i already wasted enough time on it) so i'll blow by bullet points instead.


 * octavia killed pike and fulfilled the entire fanbase's wishes while she was at it
 * lbr shes probably going to be villainized next season lmao have fun kids
 * WHAT KIND OF SHIT AI PLOT WAS THAT?????
 * this was the thing jr was so excited about???? im sorry....but that ending was pretty darn pathetic. where did half the things they talked about even come from?!?!?!?!
 * ?//// im so confused that was so??? anticlimatic????
 * no but seriously where the hell did that nuclear melting power plant thing come from???? like its not really a deus ex machina but???? really???? this was like a midnight appointment pulled out of an ass
 * im calling john marshall in from the grave he has to declare this unconstitutional immediately
 * (seriously this finale was so bad it must have broken at least 10 different federal laws trying to reach at some semblance of a deeper meaning fyi it didnt work)
 * ????? no really?????
 * wtf?!?!?!?!?
 * this had like. 0 closure. and im going to be frank: it felt really fcking cheap.
 * 1. clarke saves everyone by pulling a lever......where have i heard that before
 * forget about clip i ship clarke with levers. clavers, anyone???? they had Mad Chemistry
 * 2. blah blah blah human resilience blah blah blah morality blah blah oh ffs where have i heard that before 2 *snore*
 * 3. ?????? no but really nuclear reactors??? why havent we heard about this before????? if this was alie's master plan thEN WHY NOT JUST FREAKING TELL EVERYONE. christ i thought ai's were supposed to be, yanno, intelligent???
 * 4. alie just??? disappeare?D?????
 * 5. this is a pile of pure 116% organically grown Bullshit
 * anyway i dont want to spend more time thinking about this plotline i'd probably lose around 23985728957 brain cells and even einstein didnt have that many to spare
 * what was even happening with the rest of the skaikru *yawns*
 * ?? raven n harper n monty yay
 * props to raven for mad computer skills
 * ???????? *tilts head* no o ne knows ??? ?///
 * but did they honestly try to redeem pike
 * thank god he wasn't rly
 * ...let's talk about (c)lexa.
 * their story feels unfinished.
 * very, very, very unfinished.
 * ...*shakes head*
 * someone please explain to me why the hell did lexa say "that's a firewall" when she probably doesn't even know what a fcking firewall is......................like has she just been wandering around the col all this time chilling and learning about firewalls??????? smh...
 * WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CONSISTENCY: if clarke could remove the flame from herself and be just fine and alright and not dead,,, why did lexa have to die hmmmm
 * what happened to anyone can die
 * * crickets chirping in the distance* yeah that's what i thought
 * tho actually u know what @ me theyve been retconning her death in their own freaking show for the past 8 episodes so why am i even asking
 * [mumbles incoherently u know why]
 * anyway the consistency of this show remains ten times worse than half-raw half-overcooked instant mashed potatoes
 * im just gonna say........that their scenes' adr was terrible.....if ya catch my drift. -__________-
 * OH lmao and then there was THIS lil' gem:
 * clarke: "i love you"
 * lexa: "✔ seen 11:42 pm"
 * me: ............*squints*
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 * k i call BULLSHIT listen that was the FAKEST adr ive ever seen bitch where wtf even was that reaction bc it did NOT make sense in that context do u even know lexa for that matter do you even know adc acting as lexa i-
 * i'd go off on this topic more bc there were so many problems with the clarke n lexa in this episode in general but then i'd just bust a vein or 10
 * why did they end on a shot of bellamy??????
 * nonono really that was weird
 * last i checked, clarke was the Main ProtagonistTM in this show??? like...wow.
 * but oh yeah......he's #Redeemed !!!exclamationpoint1!!111!
 * bc bellamy is saying he "understands what octavia was going through"????
 * are you SHITTING me????????
 * "now i have to live with what i did" what is this halfassed attempt at every single redemption arc from a c-rate hollywood drama???? are you joking??????
 * what was the cliffhanger? did i miss it?
 * oh that's right...................there was no cliffhanger
 * "but the effects were decent!"
 * u rite,,,, the raven door was cool
 * u rite,,,, the raven door was cool

i cant think about this shit finale anymore without wanting to gouge someone's eyes out so i'll stop here but anyway........i had heard that this finale was going to be bad. as in 307 bad.

but in reality, it was just. you know. bad. that was the shittiest finale ive ever had the displeasure of seeing in my life. heck, that was among the shittiest media i've ever seen in my life, right up there with the last airbender movie. jason must have pulled a lever himself writing this show......bc he just killed whatever good was left in it.